Hello. My name is Olivier and I would like to tell you a story. It’s about a pretty girl from New York City. Her name
is Taylor. One night I met Taylor at a popular NYC nightclub. She was really pretty and also really nice. I asked her
if she would like tocome and party with me, and she said yes. Taylor and I continued to date for a real long time.
She even told me that I was the love of her life and that sex with me was a spiritual experience. I felt that we were
madly in love. But I was apparently wrong as Taylor left me one bright, blue wonderful day. Fuck you Taylor.
You broke my heart and you didn’t even care.